In case you haven’t noticed, Vladimir Putin’s hand is inserted so far up Donald Trump’s rectum that the President-“elect” is less of a puppet than an incredibly orange evening glove with terrible hair and an unnatural lust for his daughter. Recently, in between attacks on President Barack Obama, Trump has been spending way too much time and effort sucking up to Putin on Twitter.
On Friday, The Donald praised Putin’s decision to delay a decision on how to respond to the United States booting over 30 suspected Russian intelligence operatives (spies) from the country, indicating that he expects more a resolution that is more favorable to Russia than Obama would provide. Calling the decision a “great move,” Trump praised Putin’s decision to wait for someone who will cater to his every whim as “smart.”
This was retweeted by the “diplomats” (spies) Obama decided to remove, who are refusing to leave because they think things will get a lot friendlier after January 20.
But Trump isn’t alone in his sudden urge to suck up to a foreign dictator who murders journalists and directly oversaw the hacking of our elections in what the CIA confirms was a direct effort to install someone they could control (Trump). Fox News responded to this telltale sign that something fishy is going on between Trump and Putin by also praising the Russian dictator for deciding not to “stoop to Obama’s level” by ordering suspected spies removed.
— Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) December 30, 2016
Naturally, Twitter decided to remind Trump of who, exactly, is the fool here:
@realDonaldTrump There used to be a whiff of treason around your election. Now it's the stench of a hot diaper in a tiny car on a warm day.
— Justin Hendrix (@justinhendrix) December 30, 2016
.@realDonaldTrump Oh honey I know they're mean to you but it sounds an awful lot like you're going with feelings over freedom of the press.
— Bess Kalb (@bessbell) December 30, 2016
— Mikel Jollett (@Mikel_Jollett) December 30, 2016
— Gary A Williams (@GaryAWilliams) December 30, 2016
.@realDonaldTrump The Russians are playing someone for a fool, and it ain't network news.
— Shannon Watts (@shannonrwatts) December 30, 2016
@realDonaldTrump Does Putin have his hand up your butt, or did you hand him your phone so he could just tweet himself?
— Kelly Scaletta (@KellyScaletta) December 30, 2016
— The Socialist Party (@OfficialSPGB) December 30, 2016
— Kristina Wong (@mskristinawong) December 30, 2016
— Mrs. Betty Bowers (@BettyBowers) December 30, 2016
— Deez Nuts (@KDogPeele) December 30, 2016
— Jesse Palacios (@Fliingmonkey74) December 30, 2016
— sassygirl (@sassyemmy3) December 30, 2016
When you directly attack another country, it is an act of war — whether that attack comes in the form of a bomb or, say, the hacking of an election. That Trump has gone out of his way to defend Putin is suspicious at best, treasonous at its very worst.
Treason is defined in 18 U.S. Code Chapter 115 as when one who owes “allegiance to the United States”:
…levies war against them or adheres to their enemies, giving them aid and comfort within the United States or elsewhere, is guilty of treason and shall suffer death, or shall be imprisoned not less than five years and fined under this title but not less than $10,000; and shall be incapable of holding any office under the United States.
By helping Trump push his propaganda both during the election year and after he was elected, he is certainly providing aid and comfort to an enemy — so much comfort that said enemy is waiting for him to officially become President in expectation of favorable outcomes. While none of us wish death upon Trump, his actions certainly make him unfit to hold any political office, and he absolutely deserves to spend a minimum of five years waking up to a depressing existence behind bars.
Something needs to be done about Trump now — before it is too late to stop what is coming.
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